Tasmanian Devil is Now an Endangered Species
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Posted on May 23, 2009
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A widespread cancerous tumor has been rapidly spreading throughout the tasmanian devil community knocking out most of it’s population. The Australian government has officially changed their status to “endagered.” Check out the article.
That Pisses Me Off (No. 2): Writing Checks at the Supermarket
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Posted on May 23, 2009
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Taking Forever
It’s a rare sight these days, but when it happens, you start cursing to yourself and ask “why me?” Who the hell uses checks anymore? Checks are ancient relics that should be displayed in museums. It’s not enough that these people take their sweet ass time writing out the check, but that they have the audacity to fill out and calculate their balance sheet as well. Jesus people. Just whip out that piece of plastic called a debit card and swipe it. Done. However some people can’t even get that right. I’ve had old ladies in front of me try to figure out how to use their damn debit cards and it takes just as long if not longer than writing out their damn checks. Now that pisses me off.
YouTube Comedian is Pure Awesomeness
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Posted on May 22, 2009
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This guy’s impersonations are spot on!
Geek Pride Day Approaches
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Posted on May 19, 2009
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Besides Monday, May 25th officially being Memorial Day, it’s also known as Geek Pride Day. Don’t believe me? Check out this wikipedia entry. Celebrating Geek Day is simple. Try following these straightforward guidelines…
Rights:
- The right to be even nerdier.
- The right to not leave your house.
- The right to not have a significant other and to be a virgin.
- The right to not like football or any other sport.
- The right to associate with other nerds.
- The right to have few friends (or none at all).
- The right to have all the nerdy friends that you want.
- The right to not be “in-style.”
- The right to be overweight and have poor eyesight.
- The right to show off your nerdiness.
- The right to take over the world.
Responsibilities:
- Be a nerd, no matter what.
- Try and be nerdier than anyone else.
- If there is a discussion about something nerdy, you must give your opinion.
- Save any and all nerdy things you have.
- Do everything you can to show off your nerdy stuff as though it were a “museum of nerdiness.”
- Don’t be a generalized nerd. You must specialize in something.
- Attend every nerdy movie on opening night and buy every nerdy book before anyone else.
- Wait in line on every opening night. If you can go in costume or at least with a related t-shirt, all the better.
- Don’t waste your time on anything not related to nerddom.
- Try to take over the world!
Amy Lavere Reminds Me of…
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Posted on May 18, 2009
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Katherine Whalen from Squirrel Nut Zippers. Don’t remember them? They were popular back in the 90′s. Anyway, MTV’s 5 Dollar Cover features Amy Lavere and her band. I must say…not bad. Although I am a sucker for any group that sounds like SNZ.
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