That Pisses Me Off (No. 4): Douchebags with Backpacks
Written by Yeags
Posted on June 14, 2009
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Douchebag
Also known as “urban backpackers” these douchebags take a backpack with them everywhere they go. They also have the instinctual ability to find and hang out with other backpackers, yet do not socially interact. This is most likely due to them wanting to retain their sense of individuality and uniqueness, but really it just makes them more of a douchebag.
Where can you find these urban backpackers? They are mostly found around coffee shops, bookstores, malls, or pretty much any place you once thought was a great place to hang out but not anymore because now they hang out at these places.
Do you really need to take a backpack everywhere you go? What if I just needed to buy milk at the store? Doesn’t matter. Gotta take my backpack! What do they put in their backpack? That’s the big mystery because you never actually see them pulling stuff out. I can make an accurate guess as to what’s in those backpacks…granola bars, ky jelly, and some dildos.
All I can say to all those urban backpackers is this…grow some balls and ditch the backpack. You don’t need to take it everywhere you go! You’re not going to starve to death in a metropolitan area. You don’t need survival supplies if you get lost. Search and rescue crews will not be deployed. All you’re doing is just pissing people of with your presense; including me.
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